first order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its -sshole shut. wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. then take your dog outside and collect its runny sh-t with the take away box that the curry came in. then you can put some turmeric or c-min in the sh-t to make it smell like curry. then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: “honey theres another homeless guy outside again”
husband: ” ok, ill give him the good ol’ doggy cloggy”
hot b-tch that didn’t give a god d-mn f-ck about any thing you are such a tyton
yohendry can be fun-loving and caring. she can also be rude and nasty. she can be annoying and a pain in the b-tt. she likes to pretend to be a princess in her free time and watching tv while eating popcorn all day. she loves to sing, tell stories and talk. she is very popular […]
a f-cking awesome name you are awesome but only because of your name because partangulas. is amazing
- subway c*ck
a majestic 12 inch beast of a p-n-s. have you seen paul’s m-ssive subway c-ck?! it’s at least a footlong!
- man sprouts
a pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like marmite) jenny went […]