doggyhairy sunrise


after a long night of drinking and partying, you find you cant sleep past 7:00 and are really tired. you get out of bed to watch television, hoping it will tucker you out. then you notice tht there is a girl rubbing her kankles on ur c-mfy couch, and at first glance your like get off my couch! but then you realize shes naked, so you take her upstairs and have mediocre s-x with her. but then you find out shes actually your neighbors dog, so u take a showwer take the dog for a walk and return it to its owner.
person 1. brahmando, i got a doggyhairy sunrise this morning by the s-xiest golden retriever ive ever seen.

person 2. o wow, i had a chubby bull dog, not tht nice to look at but what an animal in the sack

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