Dog’s Chewing Gum
dog sh-t.
dog’s frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as ‘dogs chewing gum’.
watch your step, you almost stood in that dog’s chewing gum.
that dog is totally annihilating that other dog’s chewing gum.
if only they could put a mint smell on that dog’s chewing gum.
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