dogs in the tub
when you stick your b-llsack in a chick’s p–pshoot — your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
i had my dogs in the tub last night and my b-tch farted all over my nuts.
the s-xual act of the male inserting his scr-t-m (both t-st-cl-s) into a woman’s v-g-n-. the feat is so difficult to accomplish, it is like getting ‘dogs in the tub’.
after a long day of running around and being active with my pets, i like to go home, wash up a bit, call my girl on the phone, and try to get my dogs in the tub. it’s a lot easier than the lsat’s!
when, durring intercourse, a man puts his testes in one orifice while his p-n-s in the other.
extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
dude, that chick’s a ho, i put dogs in the tub. super loose
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