Doin an Alice
not turning up to as many as 3 shifts at works to signify quitting. possibly the most dog way to quit ever.
guy 1: “i hate my job, i think i’m going to quit.”
guy 2: “oh yeah? if you hate it sounds like you should be doin an alice!”
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