doing a fucking fidgits
the need to keep reaffirming you’re in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.
hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?
oh sure – i looked earlier as mrs me and i wanted to know too. did i mention we’re an item????
you’re doing a f-cking fidgits, you sh-t!!
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