1:the name is self explanatory.
2: serving a woman what she deserves.
shane’s girlfriend karen was very loud and obnoxious and was always popping off at the mouth. talking down to him in public and making a scene in restaurants. one night shane got drunk and finally took his fathers advice, he served karen up a cold dish of domestic justice and she has been very pleasant to be around every since.
tammy arrived at my house heavily intoxicated for a party that started at 11am, she proceeded to scream and berate my amazon alexa and dance with her fupa being displayed in abundance. i took her into the bathroom and quickly explained that chris brown had not laid down the law properly and if she did not leave my home immediately she would be sleeping on the floor within 4 seconds.
she opened her mouth to complain so i laid her out cold.
justice was served accordingly.
- chicken crumbs
the crumbs that fall from fried chicken “i went to the kfc drive thru earlier and now my car is full of chicken crumbs “
p–pscaping is improving a t-rd by alternating the existing design by molding and cr-pping the t-rd. “are you into the p–pscaping business yet john?” “what the h-ll, why is my sh-t all fancy looking, did you hire the p–pscaping team?” “i was hired for the p–pscaping project over in t-rdfield!” “i turned left on country […]
- wide swath
what you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller. bob grew up in dc & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.
a dipsh-t misspelling of diarrhea. over text message- hank: yo, aren’t you coming to the party? desmond: no, i’ve got a mad case of diarea. hank: dumb-ss, it’s diarrhea.
a guy named juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution. “that guy juan is cute… is he single?” “who, you mean juantanemo? if you’re smart, you’ll steer clear of that whole disaster.”