Dominique Ann Mortimer
v-g-n- breathe. one who has v-g-n- breathe is usually known as a dominique ann mortimer or a dam.
the reason for this dam is generally because dominiques tend to have big b–bs and even bigger leg spreads. you can usually tell when a dam is coming near you because there is a line up or cue of mean waiting to see her huge p-n-s.
warning: dam’s are usually armed and dangerous with large p-n-s’s and they are not afraid to use them.
richard: whats that smell?
d-ck: sorry my prost-tute has really bad dominique ann mortimer.
richard: d-mn, she would really get that dam fixed up.
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