Don´t Publish
the fate of lame definitions sent to urban dictionary that start with:
– an incredibly attractive man who will…
– an act in which you pull your… into a girl´s… so she starts…
– x is an awesome girl. she is crazy! she is your best friend. x’s are usually blonde with blue eyes.
– the coolest guy in the world!
– the act of desecration and contempt for the woman involved and, by extension, all women in which the man inserts his… into the woman´s… then producing a… that causes the girl to…
– an amazing person. possessing super-human intelligence, dazzling looks, being extremely good at…
– an awesome human being who is so cool, you’ll just have to…
– a machine, great in bed and extremely s-xual, really smart, and adorably hilarious. you’re lucky to have them in your life…
– she will only giggle, blush and shake her head-but not in a conventional way..
well… you get the idea. mostly, anything that does not follow urban dictionary´s guidelines, but sometimes get approved by intellectually challenged teens who become ud editors in order to get approved theirs mates names, insults, or preteen r-t-rded s-xual fantasies.
a: “oh my gawd i can´t way to see rita´s name published by urban dic!”
b: “what did you send?”
a: “well… you know… rita: the most epic, awesomest, girl in the whole planet. a rita is….”
b: “ok… i get the idea but, how do you think they will publish such a stupid definition instead of a well-deserved don´t publish?”
a: “i have a friend who is an urban dic editor and he promised.”
b: “holy cr-p!”
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