Donkey Breath Dick
when a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a bl-wj-b and her breath smells so bad that the man’s d-ck smells like the girl’s breath afterwords. other names for this condition are “p–p p-n-s syndrome” or “clam gut c-ck.” the man will then not get any girls near his d-ck because it will smell like a stinky p-ssy. it is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your d-ck immediately after any bl-wj-b, no matter who the girl was. she could be a carrier of dbd
“i would give him a hand job, but he has donkey breath d-ck.”
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