Donkey Shlankled
you are so f-cked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. you can’t even speak, only noises are muttered. you walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. the highest degree of drunkeness possible.
“man last night i was donkey shlankled off my -ss and banged a 400 lb black chick. i have never been that f-cked up before.”
“are you going to the bar tonight.”
response: “h-ll yeah man i’m gettin donkey shlankled wasted.”
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