don’t get a big dick


keep yourself under control. chill the f-ck out. stop acting like a douche.
kids….”can we have movie theater popcorn”
dad….”how much is it”
kids…..”two for five dollars”
dad…”ahh i guess”
kids…”yaaaayyyy yaaayy”
dad…”calm down, calm down!!….don’t get a big d-ck!!!!”
tourettes guy

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