Don’t give me no jizz


a humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one’s control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. a vulgar, humorous twist on the older southern expression of disbelief, “don’t give me no jazz.” best when spoken in a gravelly southern accent. frequently used with “lord” or “lawd,” as in “lawd, don’t gimme no j-zz no mo’!”
i’m sick of all these bills! lawd, don’t give me no j-zz!

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