Don’t hurt the doggie!!


this phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they’d cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

it also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal’s life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner “your priorities are all messed up!”, because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
john: “i’m watching this movie. it’s sad. they killed a dog.”

jack: “wait a minute. the killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you’re okay with letting them all die but ‘don’t hurt the doggie!!’?”

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