Don’t pop my bubble wrap


a figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.
man a:”man, did you hear that girl? she called me hot! she wasn’t too bad herself…”

man b:”dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl…”

man a:”don’t pop my bubble wrap.”

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