Don’t shit in my toilet
when a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? it’s just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? they are trying to leave the cr-p in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
johnny: “i’m so sick of karen, dude, this is what she did today..”
dude: “naw man, respectfully, you complain about karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don’t sh-t in my toilet johnny, i’m having a good day. let’s talk about the playoffs.”
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