don’t slit my throat over it


what you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously
katy: hey, where’s my phone?

ryan: oh, i used it to call my mom, i think.
katy: oh my god you did whaaaaattt?!! f-ck you i told you to use your phone to call your mom! not mine! how the h-ll do you even know my p-ssword?! what the fuuuuuuck?!!!!
ryan: hey, hey, hey! it was just one call! plus you left your p-ssword lying around on a piece of paper! don’t slit my throat over it!

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