don’t tease me


pr-nounced: (with length) dooon’t teeease me.
an expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
tom: “hey ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?”
ryan: …”don’t tease me.”
tom: “no seriously, take it.”
ryan: “ok sweet, thanks.”

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