Don’t Touch My Ankles


wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don’t reach all the way down to the ankle. usually worn by nerds who don’t have long pants. a shorter version of the phrase is don’t t
nerd: “my mom made me iron my pants, now i look so cool without wrinkly pants.”
joc: “seriously dude! you’re wearing don’t touch my ankles, lmao!”

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