donut fucker
police officer
hey, you better slow down; there’s a donut f-cker parked behind that billboard.
an insult used to describe someone who’s wasting your time, synonymous with ‘w-nker’. good term to describe -sshole police officers.
“i hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullsh-t. f-cking donut f-ckers”
a prank where a male slides his p-n-s through the hole in a donut, then runs around his office asking if anyone wants a bite of his donut.
sally: i wonder where bob is?
tom: i think he went in the kitchen.
bob: does anyone want a bite of my donut?
sally: oh, bob, you’re such a cutie.
tom: i can’t believe i fell for the old “donut f-cker”
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