Doodie Claus


doodie claus is a large, poorly groomed hungarian man that lives in the sewers of boston. every year on february 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.
gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery ken, you are a regular doodie claus.

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