Door lock anticipation


that brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the p-ssenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

the p-ssenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.
hey, keep your door lock antic-p-tion under control! quit trying to open the door until i unlock it!

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