doritoisomnimousphiosis


the ominous and rare disease of g-d cursing you with a constant stench of lingering dorito on your hands. you will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.
nicole: gibby! i knew you were hiding doritos in here!
gibby: sadly, no. g-d had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.

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