dose of the horn


a general feeling of randiness, obtained either by seeing something s-xual, or even just talking about it.

when, typically, a man neglects his friends and spends what they consider too much time with his (new) partner..
a term used to describe a man displaying a visible erection bulging out the front of his clothing.
“even watching yer man/woman walking up the street gave me a fierce dose of the horn”.
“we never see ‘x’ any more, he must have a dose of the horn…”
“he’s tanning himself in his speedos out there with a dose of the horn”

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