double barreled twinky


a f-ckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his d-ck on everything. he probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. is known to say suh dude and d-mn daniel because it turns him on.
bob: why is that guy measuring his d-ck on that light pole?
joe: it’s because he’s a double barreled twinky.

larry: jesus, what’s that god awful smell?
helga: it’s that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

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