Double Breasted Bed Thumper
a winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she’ll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
urban explorer: crikey! we found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let’s bait her into the bedroom!
dbbt: what the h-ll are you doing in my kitchen?!
-bags and grabs her-
(3 hours later…)
dbbt: oh wow that was amazing. c;
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