Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk
s-xual position popular among h-m-s-xual males which consists of sticking your b-lls in the other persons -n-s, while the other person does the same. when the scr-t-ms are placed in the orifice the two persons m-st-rb-t- each other following the same rythm. the people are sitting in front of each other similar to the “scissor sisters” position.
the double caumonty mirror jerk (dcmj) is perfectly achieved when both people -j-c-l-t- at the same moment.
– you remember that spanish guy totoezzo ?
– oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion…
– we did a double caumonty mirror jerk yesterday at his place.
– wow, you crazy mf
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