Double-Dutch Butt-Puss
double-dutch b-tt puss – a type of s-x game in which you braid your partner’s hair into pigtails, and proceed to have -n-l, then v-g-n-l intercourse, followed by another round of -n-l and v-g-n-l s-x. perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two african-american women wearing aunt jemima dresses or pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. you may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying “chun cha-cha chun” beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of double-dutch b-tt-puss.
b-tch! stop annoying me or we’re gonna play a few rounds of double-dutch b-tt-puss!
#jumprope #-n-l #outdoor s-x #high-hat cymbal #pilgrim #aunt jemima dress #counter-roating
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