Double Dutch Oven
when a dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the -n-s and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party p-sses out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). doing so as a dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.
somewhere in the netherlands: as a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted -ss gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; “double dutch oven!” he bellowed. in under 10 seconds, the woman had p-ssed out and vomited all over the sheets.
double dutch oven
a dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.
also known as dutch oven squared.
example 1: man, those tacos last night were good, but i had a dutch oven squared.
example 2:
guy: my girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and i woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. i came out and it still stunk.
other guy: duuuuddddeeee…. you got double dutch ovened!
when you give a dutch girl a dutch oven, where you pull the blanket over her head in bed after farting.
you should have seen the look on her face after i gave my girlfriend a double dutch oven.
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