Double Fisted Helicopter
an advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.
1. hold the p-n-s with both hands
2. insert p-n-s in mouth
3. while moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.
thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.
woman: “i’m feeling really creative and experimental tonight. what would you like me to do?”
p-n-s: “i heard about this thing called a double fisted helicopter”
woman: “oh yeah! i learned that from my mom. it will feel great”
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