double-handed rub
double-handed rub:
– going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
– obviously, a great masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
background:
– two hands are better than one.
– the male version usually involves m-ssaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
– the female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
ex.1
joe just discovered the ‘double-handed rub’ and now has to use speaker phone during phone s-x with val.
ex.2
val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the ‘double-handed rub’, she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
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