Double-Jointed Vagina


whereas a normal woman’s v-g-n- can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a “double-jointed” v-g-n- can have s-x with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
person 1: where’s carrie?

person 2: she is still in her room with her third guy of the day. number four is on his way in an hour or so.

person 1: oh my gosh, carrie has such a double-jointed v-g-n-!

person 2: i know, right?!

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