double-springs cleanse
a procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. while in the shower, clean yourself with irish springs bar soap, original scent. rinse, and then apply irish springs body wash. rinse. perform your regular drying procedure…like, with a towel or something. you should end up smelling fresh. trust me, it works. i’m a doctor.
“oh, man, you smell great!”
“thanks! i used the double-springs cleanse.”
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