Douche bag 9000


when someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
ryan, stop being such a godd-mn douche bag 9000.
a total douchebag, to the point where its extreme and unaccaptable
person 1 “wow, addie is such a douchebag 9000”

person 2 “i know! she just wont leave everyone alone”
a person that is beyond a douchbag
jennie is trying to be wicked funny but she isn’t. shes a douchebag 9000
a small device which cleanses a v-g-n- which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
as opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is disgracefully annoying/stupid.
donall o brien is such a douche bag 9000, i wish he’d just shut up!!!!!

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