douche ex machinist


a writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.
did you watch the ending of ‘battlestar galactica’? there was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!

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