Douche McClouche


-a (male) junior in college, with no s-xual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, and finally loses their virginity then dumps their girlfriend of 2 years for a hideous church loving transvestie.
kirby is such a douche mcclouche! i can’t believe he pulled that adolesent bull.

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