douche (pron. doo-shay)


a replacement for ‘touche’. used when either the speaker or the listener has said/done something stupid, i.e. a no-sh-t-sherlock moment.
bill: dude, your girlfriend has a nice -ss.
ted: douche (pr-n. doo-shay).

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