douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. created by comedian christopher t-tus.
tom hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make tom so angry.

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