douchebaggery in the 3rd degree
this is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. it is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-pepper spray
-upper decking
-a rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-pinkeye
note: generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the court of public opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. for this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. do not -ssociate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (this is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-no adequate, all-encomp-ssing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. by now, you’ll know who they are.
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