Doucher McCuntmuffin


noun- someone who is disliked/ a high school teacher who speaks to students as though they are in primary school/ one unwilling to accept the aging process
mrs x, our chem teacher, described precipitates to the cl-ss as “when something swirly forms.” she is such a doucher mcc-ntm-ffin.

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