Dow Syndrome


dow syndrome is a disorder in the stock market characterized by a lack of money to back up lending habits. markets with dow syndrome tend to have considerably lower yields, developmental disabilities, and profound growth impairment.
i hope you didn’t plan on retiring anytime soon, cause the market has dow syndrome.

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