DP phone home
while you’re f-cking a girl, take her cell phone and slip it into her other end. just before her climax, call it. the vibration will blow her mind. a great way to impress the ladies. lg rumors work well. blackberries work for the ambitious at heart.
girl- “i never expected him to call me back so soon! boy it really blew my mind! dp phone home, you’re my hero.”
guy- “next time its my turn.”
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