Dr. Christmas Jones


a large-breasted bond girl from the movie “the world is not enough.” one of many bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.

she is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.

by the end of the film, she is bedded by bond.

played by denise richards.
bond: i always wanted to have christmas in turkey.
dr. christmas jones: is that a christmas joke?
bond: not from where i’m standing.

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