dragon whiskers


when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your j-zzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.
jen was p-ssed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!

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