Dress T shirt


oxymoron. this is as feasible as a time machine. a t shirt is exactly what it states.

the only shirt that may p-ss as a dress t shirt is a tuxedo t shirt, as jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. if someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
these are places where someone might try to p-ss of a t-shirt as dressy. please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.
someone showed up to my wedding in a t shirt and tried to tell me it was a dress t shirt, security removed them from the premises.

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