Dressed for the occasion
having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for s-xual activity.
ben: i hope to slam sarah tonight.
gary: nice man! are you dressed for the occasion?
ben: yeah, i shaved my p-b-s earlier.
gary: hi-five!
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