Drinkers Closet


the name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
ken- man i was so smashed last night, i tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but i lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.

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