drives to the mailbox


describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. looks for every opportunity to get out of work. even trivial ch-r-s are too much of a finger lift for them. so called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.
my neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. it is .07 miles away.

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