Drooling off period


when one has been dating a truly awesome looking chick, way out of one’s league, the drooling off period is the length of time which must p-ss until one is ready to date lower-rated girls again.
buddy: hey guy, where’s that fine–ss chick that was with you last week? she realise she was too d-mn hot to be hanging around you?

guy: yeah, we broke up, something about me not paying attention to her or somethin’. i dunno, i wasn’t really listening.

buddy: that’s a b-tch, but one woman helps you forget another. you gonna go crawling back to one of your ‘regulars’?

guy: would you step out of a ferrari ‘n’ get straight into a honda? f-ck no man, i gotta take a little drooling off period.

buddy: jesus guy, how’d you fit in the door with that d-mn ego?

guy: im not your guy, buddy.

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