it means your gf is cheating and she has to facetime you to prove she isn’t.
bf: “yoo i just dropped the blunt”
gf: would like to facetime you…
- f*nny monster
a person (generally a dude) who devours f-nny. “man tiger woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of f-nny, i think he slept with like three chicks at that party at jorge’s last week”, “yeah bro, tiger’s a f-nny monster all right.” #p-ssy #skux #player #pimp daddy #playa #p-ssy monster
- ice slapping
freezing ones b-lls and then f-cking a girl doggy style in the -ss so the now hard and cold b-lls slap against her p-ssy making it tighter for when you enter her p1: man i was ice slapping her so hard last night, my b-lls were numb! p2: i bet she was tight as f-ck.
that weird fruit you find in the woods and you don’t know if its going to kill you or if its a grape. dane ” i ate some dublies” james “i hope you die”
- bosnian blowasaur
when one plays pokemon go! in bosnia. they may believe they have caught a bulbasaur but instead the find a landmine. guy 1: hey, where is novak? guy 2: he was trailing a bulbasaur over by the park and caught a bosnian blowasaur instead. he lost both of his legs and now his dog is […]
- vincent yang
the smartest person in the world,and very, very strong. richest, have a lot of gold, and diamonds. vincent yang is so smart, rich, and so strong.